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HOWTO:
Read
the Fucking Manual |
The information in this article
applies to:
Prerequisites:
-
The ability to Read
- Basic Brain Function
SUMMARY
This article demonstrates how to read
the fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM directive.
SYMPTOMS
After asking a truly pathetic
question, you are instructed to RTFM:-
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*** Lamer (~SomePunk@AOL.com) has
joined #visualbasic
[10:24] <Lamer> How do i [Your
obvious/lame question]?
[10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch
*** Lamer was kicked by @oper (fuckwit)
[10:27] <VBg0d> i made a irc client!!!!!!
*** assmaster83
(~dubya@oval.whitehouse.gov) invites you to join #animalsex
[10:27] <Guest50468> VBg0d,
c00l, i made a webbrowser!!
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CAUSE
Lameness
MORE INFORMATION
Step-by-Step Procedures
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Locate a Manual,
either in printed form or on your MSDN CD's, if your a
punk/bitch/h4x0r and don't have the MSDN collection on disk, view the
online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/
- Using either the Index
or Search feature, locate a keyword relating to your question/problem
- If your using a printed manual,
flip to the page(s) as detailed in your search of the index, if your
using the MSDN library, click the link(s) in the search results window.
- Read the information.
If you have problems understanding the information, read it
again. Repeat until enlightenment is achieved.
REFERENCES
For additional information,
please see the following articles in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
Q166392 HOWTO:
Read
Q147875 HOWTO:
Apply for employment with McDonalds
Q171146 HOWTO:
Convert absolutely everything to XML
Q181290 HOWTO:
Add a #, + or .Net to your old software to keep it cutting edge
Additional query words:
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Version : 1.6¾
Platform : Thing to stand on
Issue type : Type of Issue
Technology : Limited
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